Late Night Thoughts

1. Why does underarm hair grow back practically right after you shave it?
2. Why do boys only like you, once you've stopped liking them?
3. Why do models still think they're fat, when everyone else around them are three sizes bigger?
4. Why does the government say they're there to help, but they exploit everyone?
5. Why do black people get extra services and rights, when they abuse us caucasians just as much as we abuse them?
6. Why does Micheal Jackson get more credit now that he's dead, than when he was alive?
7. Why do paedophiles continue to rape young children even though they know that all of society shuns them, and they are fully aware of the consequences?
8. Why is it that Germans and Irishmen have a higher alcohol count, yet Brits drink far more often?
9.Why am I hungry?

Just some random questions floating around.