1. Why does underarm hair grow back practically right after you shave it?
2. Why do boys only like you, once you've stopped liking them?
3. Why do models still think they're fat, when everyone else around them are three sizes bigger?
4. Why does the government say they're there to help, but they exploit everyone?
5. Why do black people get extra services and rights, when they abuse us caucasians just as much as we abuse them?
6. Why does Micheal Jackson get more credit now that he's dead, than when he was alive?
7. Why do paedophiles continue to rape young children even though they know that all of society shuns them, and they are fully aware of the consequences?
8. Why is it that Germans and Irishmen have a higher alcohol count, yet Brits drink far more often?
9.Why am I hungry?
Just some random questions floating around.
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ReplyDeleteive just worked out how to write on this fucking (oops, i mean loverly) thing
okay
1) i cant help here
2) think of it from the guys point of veiw, why do girls always like you before you like them, and you never knew?
3) cause they're anorexic, but vee's loverly :P
4)POWER!
5) cause we did a very very very good job of killing them, and taking their children away etc. So we're a bit guilty.
plus it looks good...
6) Cause its like, he was always there, like, oh yeah, micky J, i know him, and BAM! he's gone, and some pommy teacher bashes up one of his students
7)Some people...
8) okay, pree much, it rains a lot in england.
so much, infact that they decided to come to australia, but thats another story...
anyway, it rains a lot, therefore, there is a lot more humidity in the air, therefore, the humidity in the air permeates the alcohol, making it approximately 20% weaker
It's scientifiaclly proven that if you use big words and make up figures it makes you sound 80% more correct
9) Cause you love me :D
(don't ask, just nod enthusiastically -_-)
now, did we say friday or saturday?
hah. i miss you.
ReplyDeletedam, i thought i was going to be all witty and original and write an answer to each of your questions. [ps. i just wrote origional and then laughed at myself and nearly left it there for my own amusement but then thought "no, morgan will think im not smart enough to spell original, thus not even being close to being original]
ReplyDeleteso, i figured i'd answer them anyway..
1. because some fag, who likes to refer to himself as a backwards dog, decided to make hair grow in unconvenient places just so women would waste time ridding themselves of it, only to have it grow back instentaneously. fuck life, seriously.
2.because boys are gay, all of them. D:
3.because they want to make us regular people feel a little bit more obese and selfconsious, but they have to make an excuse for this behavior, and what better way than to declare their fakethoughtoffattness, and gain our empathy. it's a win win really..
4.because their hearts are actually a void, so they a-void helping. hah, im so punny... *is shamed*
5.because, black people are way coooler. its just like the question, why does thuso get credit for saying obscenely stupid things, whilst the rest of igs is socially rejected?
6.because, now that he's dead, people that hated him feel bad, and people that loved him feel sad, so everyone loves him tonnes more except those who never really cared, but no one pays attention to them..
7.because, read lolita. it's starting to make me believe that peadophilia is ok, because i can relate.. pretty sure i'm not one tho... though, it would explain a lot... moving on.
8.don't ask me.
9.for reasons that will become evident once you eat, but by then you'll have forgotten the question.
ps, recording soon?